Benny, Meet Benny

Yesterday my dad told me about Benny’s encounter with himself.  Apparently he decided to jump up and put his front paws on the sink counter in my parents’ bathroom.  There’s a huge wall size mirror above the sinks and as soon as Benny jumped up, he noticed the ‘other dog’ in front of him.  He [...]

I Love Being a Psychology Major

Every student begs for extra credit at least once during the semester, usually after you bomb a test or write a truly atrocious paper.  You usually hope for a one page write up of some extra lecture someone is giving on campus, or an extra homework assignment or something.  Anything that will help boost your [...]

Professor’s Away, Students Will Play

Today I walked into Animal Behavior and the Psychology Department’s secretary was standing in the front of the room.  My professor had canceled the last class and the one before that didn’t take place because of mid-semester break.  So we hadn’t had class in nearly two weeks.  The TV projector was on, so I figured [...]

I’m Such A Yank

Last night I was video chatting with a few of my friends from LeakyCon.  I was telling everyone that Chik-Fil-A had this deal a while ago where if you wore your favorite sports team’s jersey, you’d get a free chicken sandwich or something like that.  I read about it on MyLifeIsAverage.  I wished there was [...]

They’re Mocking Us

The other day I walked through my college’s main quad and looked at the light up sign thing that the college government uses to advertise their school sponsored programs.  It had been blank for days.  That day it said ‘Have a good summer!’  I wonder who decided to put that up.  Everyone was able to [...]

“I Love Living in a College Town”

Yesterday three of my friends and I were walking to the movie theater for the midnight movie from one of my friend’s apartment.  It’s a really short walk.  We were about halfway there when we crossed paths with an old drunk guy who exclaimed.
“I love living in a college town!  There’s all these beautiful [...]

Have Swine Flu?

I had a meeting at school last night in which my RA told us the school’s new policy on swine flu.  Apparently, if you think you have swine flu, you are NOT to go to the student health center.  That just cracked me up!  They don’t want it getting spread around, I guess.
Both of [...]

Freshman I Am Not

Today we dropped my bro off at college, which went quite smoothly for my family.  We emptied the Uhaul trailer out on the sidewalk next to his building and while my dad went to park the van, I went with my bro to find out where he signed into his dorm.  My mom and sisters [...]

Couldn’t Have Timed That Better

Packing up the Uhaul for college went quite smoothly this year.  We did not have to turn around once.  I am currently in a hotel near my bro’s college and am quite impressed with their Wi-Fi.
I received an email from my college yesterday informing me about a project the town is starting.  They are replacing [...]

Such a Long Walk

My brother was telling my dad how he needed to buy a bunch of granola bars and other various snacks for his dorm room the other day.  This is how the conversation went.
Bro-  “I’m gonna want some granola bars for my dorm room.”
Dad-  “Why?  That’s what the dining hall’s for?”
Me-  “Yeah, but you have [...]