I had a meeting at school last night in which my RA told us the school’s new policy on swine flu. Apparently, if you think you have swine flu, you are NOT to go to the student health center. That just cracked me up! They don’t want it getting spread around, I guess.
Both of the professors whose classes I’ve had so far have talked about swine flu. One of them had an entire section on his syllabus devoted to it.
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Our university did that too a week ago. Students are to stay isolated from everyone else, even the health center. We have something like 400+ cases so far…
The health centers are for healthy people, didn’t you know? That’s why it’s called health centers.
I just got an email from my university about swine flu, too. Everyone’s getting so worked up.